Miller Family Spa Resort provides the best sun deck chairs

Ai have decided it’s time to go into the world, look for greener pastures. Ai won’t forget the Miller Family resort though. They provided lots of sunshine.

Sunshine...on mah belleh makes me happy!

Please, please don’t cry for me, Miller Family. My new Realtor hopes to find me a nice home with lots of land that I can run about on.

Ur gonna miss mah belleh

Note from Mr. Tom’s former representation: We’ve immensely enjoyed being part of Tonka Tom’s (or Tommy) life for the short time he was with us. Due to unforeseen misadventures (spraying every inch of our house and the incessant need to be outdoors even when it was raining), Mr. Tom asked us if we would be okay if he found new representation. We were told by his interim representation that they now know more about Tommy from his stay with us and hope to find him a home in which he can be both an out door and an indoor kitty.

Even though it breaks our hearts to let him go, we let him go with love and faith that the perfect home will be found for him. We love you, Tom. You will always be part of our family.

Mr. Jay: Tom, we need you to look like a peasant who is over looking his war torn country, but don't forget to model, you have to sell the garment!

We worried that the extra weight he had gained wouldn’t appear cute enough in his full body shot.

Mr. Jay: Tom, just look straight at the camera. You always give us a great profile, but let's see what you can do looking straight on! (aside) Oh. My. Gosh. He looks divine!

We closed our eyes and prayed that he would capture that final shot that would win him the title of America’s Next Top Tom Cat. It’s all in the eyes…

Mr. Jay: He's really bringing it to this shoot! Look at those eyes, so soulful but sexy at the same time. He's making me want to buy that fabric just through his eyes!

Tygra, top fashion model, “And America’s……..Next……..Top………Tom Cat is…………….

TONKA TOM!!!!!

We know that The Diva has always had a problem with Box Addiction…

Step away from mah box!!1

But Mr. Tom…he’s always been good about his boxes (except for that one time…Trying Out the New Furniture). But then the Miller Representation Firm received an order from Levinger. *sigh* We are watching him, but we believe that this box is his gateway box.

Ai fits, ai does!! Box not too small

See, ai says ai fits

First there was the flea medication administration. Mr. Tom handled his quite well. By quite well, I mean that he squirmed and ran from us for five minutes before we could apply the medicine, but that as soon as it was done he was back to running happily amock.

The Diva, on the other hand, did not bounce back quickly. There was a lot of pouting…

Ai am nawt looking at u!!

…some depression…

Mai life, it is so hard

…and then the angry phase, but that photo cannot be seen due to its wet nose in the camera lens mature content.

As part of Mr. Tom’s court ordered community service due to his recent bout in yarn-hab (see Post from Mr. Tom’s Representation), Mr. Tom volunteered to help clean up a local woman’s home. His representation was there to capture the before and after pictures, of course.

Before:

Too mushch, too mushch!!1

After:

All done!

Please note the look of satisfaction from helping others.

Ai halped!

Hey! I said no ****ing cameras!!

Mr. Tom doesn’t much like the papparazzi either.

Back off, yo, ai iz sleepin!

Tom! That's my Marino wool!

I guess this is his idea of dealing with his addiction.

What's so special about this picture? Look a little bit closer.

We all deal with our addictions in our own special ways.

Squashing Addictions the Tonka Tom Way!

Making biscuits, nom nom nom

It’s hard work. Sleepy time nao.

Biscuits making requires much napping.

Note from Mr. Tom’s Representation: While he continues to make biscuits in his free time, Mr. Tom has decided that full time biscuit making is too stressful for his laid back life. He has retired from baking.

Cuteness comes in all poses.

Note from Mr. Tom’s Representation: Yeah, he looks cute, but God bless the soul that tries to touch that belly.

Mr. Tom has a propensity for biting. It’s no wonder that his favorite all-time website is about two little teeth and their adventures in the world. My Milk Toof is an adorable blog about Ickle and Lardee, two baby teeth that have returned home after their adventures with the tooth fairy. The blogger, Inhae, writes, “When I was young, I placed my baby teeth under my pillow and when i woke up I’d find a shiny new quarter. But whatever happened to those little teeth? Where did they go? Would I ever see them again? Many years later, a little tooth was standing at my door. It looked familiar. Its name was ickle. Welcome home, my milk toof!”

Inhae has such a wonderful imagination. Mr. Tom and I enjoy reading about and seeing the pictures from Ickle and Lardee’s adventures now that they are back home with Inhae.